I-O-U-1 Joaquin
Well, I'm off to Arizona for a little R and R. My son dropped me off at the frount door of the airport and left me there before I could change my mind.
And the next thing I new I'm aboard a U S Airway air bus. Along with 150 or so other nuts flying south to the land of the sun. Quickly things changed , the safety fim didn't work -that should have been a sign. I was froze in my seat. And I turned and looked at the young handsome black haired fellow sitting beside me. It appeared he was froze in his seat too. He and I along with 4 other were the lucky chosen 6 to be seated in the very last row of sears on the plane.
Being in the last row of seats on the plane meant the rest of the plane was up in the air and we were still struggling to get off the ground. (Wait for me I whispered to myself).
My ears were popping as I remembered advise I got from Irene last Sunday. She said "if you're alittle afraid just put the Lord in a seat on the plane." Oh boy, I AM in trouble. The stewardesses had said over the intercom that the plane was filled to capacity. I couldn't see any seats for "my Lord." And with me still in the very last seat all I could think about was the bible had said that the last shall be first and the first shall be last.
And now I know for sure I'm going to die. And then the safety film starts. And lo and behold another announcement. "We will have a onboard film" WOW! Great! So I purchased a $5 set of head phones. And me and Joaquin we walking the line with Johnny Cash.
So between Joaquin and myself medication of high doses of ginger worked! I wasn't air sick. The 3 hour flight went fast and the next thing I knew we were landing. It seemed the back of the plane landed first! The Lord was right...the last are first. I owe you one.....you and Joaquin.
And the next thing I new I'm aboard a U S Airway air bus. Along with 150 or so other nuts flying south to the land of the sun. Quickly things changed , the safety fim didn't work -that should have been a sign. I was froze in my seat. And I turned and looked at the young handsome black haired fellow sitting beside me. It appeared he was froze in his seat too. He and I along with 4 other were the lucky chosen 6 to be seated in the very last row of sears on the plane.
Being in the last row of seats on the plane meant the rest of the plane was up in the air and we were still struggling to get off the ground. (Wait for me I whispered to myself).
My ears were popping as I remembered advise I got from Irene last Sunday. She said "if you're alittle afraid just put the Lord in a seat on the plane." Oh boy, I AM in trouble. The stewardesses had said over the intercom that the plane was filled to capacity. I couldn't see any seats for "my Lord." And with me still in the very last seat all I could think about was the bible had said that the last shall be first and the first shall be last.
And now I know for sure I'm going to die. And then the safety film starts. And lo and behold another announcement. "We will have a onboard film" WOW! Great! So I purchased a $5 set of head phones. And me and Joaquin we walking the line with Johnny Cash.
So between Joaquin and myself medication of high doses of ginger worked! I wasn't air sick. The 3 hour flight went fast and the next thing I knew we were landing. It seemed the back of the plane landed first! The Lord was right...the last are first. I owe you one.....you and Joaquin.
posted by Deb | 1:26 PM
2 Comments:
Who would have thunk that you could have purchased a personal DVD player and had all your flying fears and illnesses go away.
hope the trip goes well. enjoy the heat while we all freeze our buns off here in north dakota.
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