The Unexpected Visitor
Today I had an unexpected visitor! About 7am I heard a noise on my front porch, I thought it was the wind. Then about 8am I heard noises again. When I opened my front door I saw a rather large RACCOON hop upon my wicker chair and make himself to home.
I quickly called 911 and whispered into the phone "I have a raccoon on my porch"!
When our new (15 year old looking) cop came he asked "what would you like me to do"?
I new I was in trouble and hoped he wouldn’t take out his newly acquired gun and start shooting. I said "I think you should trap him, I have kids on 2 sides of me and if you shoo him away that’ll be where he goes".
I had to run off and drive the bus and when I came back he was gone and my sidewalk was wet, with evidence of my outside faucet having been used.
I’m not sure what they did and I guess I don’t want to know. But, boy did my day start out exciting!
I quickly called 911 and whispered into the phone "I have a raccoon on my porch"!
When our new (15 year old looking) cop came he asked "what would you like me to do"?
I new I was in trouble and hoped he wouldn’t take out his newly acquired gun and start shooting. I said "I think you should trap him, I have kids on 2 sides of me and if you shoo him away that’ll be where he goes".
I had to run off and drive the bus and when I came back he was gone and my sidewalk was wet, with evidence of my outside faucet having been used.
I’m not sure what they did and I guess I don’t want to know. But, boy did my day start out exciting!
posted by Deb | 10:04 PM
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