Things I learned in Girl Scouts

1. How to lash a stool & bench
2. What's in your pocket
3. The song "A wooney kooney chuck"
4. How to start a fire
5. How to wash dishes in cold water
6. About Boy Scouts
7. Tin Foil Dinners on the grill
8. To appreciate the sound of wind threw cotton wood trees
9. Old ladies don't look good in jeans with big butte pockets
10. How to make angels out of the readers digest
11. I can widdle
12. Pup tents don't have pups
13. Never forget your flashlight
14. How to make a sit-a-pon
15. Center pieces are important to your company